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Post by baldbobby on Sept 16, 2019 2:08:24 GMT
I know a few of you older geezers on here, like moi, have some grand kids. Well a couple of weeks ago we were looking after our 5 yr old grand daughter for the weekend. On the Saturday we had arranged to meet my other son and his wife and 3 kids at a swimming pool so all the cousins could have a wee play date. So the wife goes into the bathroom and like most women would do, was doing a wee bit of woman scraping. You know shaving her legs etc. When the wee one walked in and says, “Nana. Why are you shaving your legs? Wifie says “Well no body wants to see hairy legs!” Or something like that. The wee one says “ Hmm! My mummy shaves her vagina! Talk aboot piss oorsells laughing? Just wondering if any of your wee ones have come oot with any gems?
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Post by jamtart51 on Sept 16, 2019 6:04:18 GMT
My kids have come out with a lot of funny things over the years. Most of them far too embarresing to put on here. Mine are 11 and 13 and they still can't help themselves, they like to tell everybody everything it's shocking!
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Post by MTS on Sept 16, 2019 7:19:31 GMT
My kids have come out with a lot of funny things over the years. Most of them far too embarresing to put on here. Mine are 11 and 13 and they still can't help themselves, they like to tell everybody everything it's shocking! Yip, I’m in agreement with that 😂😂😂
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Post by baldbobby on Sept 16, 2019 12:16:00 GMT
My kids have come out with a lot of funny things over the years. Most of them far too embarresing to put on here. Mine are 11 and 13 and they still can't help themselves, they like to tell everybody everything it's shocking! I imagine they dinnae get it aff the water jt😂😂
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Post by meldrumjambo on Sept 16, 2019 22:42:29 GMT
I know a few of you older geezers on here, like moi, have some grand kids. Well a couple of weeks ago we were looking after our 5 yr old grand daughter for the weekend. On the Saturday we had arranged to meet my other son and his wife and 3 kids at a swimming pool so all the cousins could have a wee play date. So the wife goes into the bathroom and like most women would do, was doing a wee bit of woman scraping. You know shaving her legs etc. When the wee one walked in and says, “Nana. Why are you shaving your legs? Wifie says “Well no body wants to see hairy legs!” Or something like that. The wee one says “ Hmm! My mummy shaves her vagina! Talk aboot piss oorsells laughing? Just wondering if any of your wee ones have come oot with any gems? Fairs fair................if you've got a bald Bobby.......!!??
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Post by drj1956 on Sept 17, 2019 14:31:54 GMT
Definitely not "hairs hair"
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Post by K19 on Oct 23, 2019 4:24:57 GMT
Vagina eh, well-educated lassie. I remember once we were at a kids party and they were all playing around in one of those net areas filled with small plastic balls. One 4 or 5 year old kid came crying up to his mother and said 'Mummy, Mary kicked me in the gonads'. This was before Google so there were a few puzzled faces.
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Post by K19 on Oct 23, 2019 4:39:01 GMT
Oh I just remembered a classic with my own kids and nieces. I probably told this before but a rainy day in Glasgow so they were playing a board game indoors and deciding who was going first by doing eenie- meany- miney- moh (sp). My wife is Jamaican and kids are 50/50. My niece says 'catch a nigger by his toe'. My daughter says 'it's catch a Tiger by it's toe' 'No its's not, it's Nigger!' It's Tiger! It's NIGGER It's TIGER
Cue tantrum and my niece screaming MUM, SURE IT'S NIGGER!
Parents not knowing where to look say, it's Tiger, pet.
Board game thrown in the air, 4 year old throws herself to the floor distraught.... Dad starts whistling and staring into the fireplace...
What do kids use nowadays, btw?
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